True story.

Between my TA shifts today, I had this conversation:

Sean says:

Tummy ache.

Ate too much.

Mel... procrastination... please go away. says:

 too much what?

Sean says:

 Food.

Mel... procrastination... please go away. says:

 lol, I figured from your use of the verb to eat

Sean says:

 Yogourt, some slab pizza, a cookie and coffee.

Mel... procrastination... please go away. says:

 sounds good.... I would have had too many cookies personally... I like my sweets

 ol

 *lol

Sean says:

 Oh.

 It was a big cookie.

 Full of like

 Chocolate chips

 And asbestos.

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