This could have ended badly.

Whatever you do, do not type 'c string' into the address bad of
Firefox and hit enter when you share an office with 5 other people.

Oh, and if you do happen to do it, try not to leave it up on your main
monitor for something on the order of 10 minutes while you work on
your netbook.

For the record I was looking for programming aide. Man, the internet
sure is something.